Pic of the Day!
You know how good it feels to dance naked with a friend? Okay, maybe you and your bro aren’t shaking it naked together. But that’s cause you’re not young slutty pornstars like Tegan Mohr and Jay Taylor. Watch them dance together and bounce their all natural young bodies around the hotel room. You know you want to join them.
let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
*Looks around at 99% of my friends*
i hate these cookies
Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.
THEYRE LIKE FLAT CUPCAKES!!!
What will the dawn bring?
Well, if you guys really want it I could quit waxing my back…
Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.
Be on the giving end. Throw the hot tea at his dick